we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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