I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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