sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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