hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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