I look better un-naked...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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