when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Hippo gnu deer
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
my penis made a compromise with my morals
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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