I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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