your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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