ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
