Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She's the barista slut.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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