The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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