Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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