She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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