New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
