I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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