See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
third nipple confirmed
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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