There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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