hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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