1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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