if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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