Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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