That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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