i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
