I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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