I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Randomize
