its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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