don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I had to cum in my sink.
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