JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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