out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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