so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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