sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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