I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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