Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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