Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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