Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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