Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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