normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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