I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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