they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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