White coat. Heels.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Randomize
