I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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