Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
