can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
