Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
FUCK WHALES
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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