she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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