Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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