People in love make me want to vomit
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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