remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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