There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Congratulations! We have a period
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