and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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