How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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