I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
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Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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