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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.

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Part of me finds this really funny whereas the other part of me finds this really disturbing depending on the age of the recipient.

Submitted by majorpayne89 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:57am

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And then you will get thrown into jail...I don't think they're as big on the sparkling thing there...

Submitted by ImaSexAddict on Jul 1, 10 at 11:48am

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LOL\nthe guy who sent this test is my hero

Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jul 1, 10 at 11:04am

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Why don't you take a seat....right over there....

Submitted by Lost_The_Game on Jul 11, 10 at 11:52pm

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Hairspray helps the glitter stick longer.

Submitted by Gluevah on Jul 1, 10 at 5:49pm

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- Your comment gives me the same bright/sad feeling as the text...
  
  Submitted by JDogish on Jul 2, 10 at 3:52am
  
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freaking hilarious!

Submitted by dariaaaaa on Jul 10, 10 at 12:07pm

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I agree...... Very funny, yet highly disturbing

Submitted by dropkickwilly on Jul 1, 10 at 11:47am

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Hahahahaha this is hilarious but I'm sort of concerned about how old the guy is who received this text

Submitted by darlin665 on Jul 2, 10 at 9:25pm

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This is how R. Kelly got a preteen in bed with him.

Submitted by Mr_Lova on Jul 1, 10 at 4:33pm

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@majorpayne89: yes.

Submitted by lostinadream on Jul 2, 10 at 2:32pm

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Or don't shave for a while .. They love the werewolf look !

Submitted by supriya on Aug 13, 10 at 6:06pm

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I'm gonna get me one of those BUTT towels

Submitted by McGreezy on Jul 2, 10 at 12:13am

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is too true

Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 6, 10 at 4:54pm

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This tfln needs the pedobear stamp of approval.

Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Jul 1, 10 at 5:29pm

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This is seriously true. That's the dad thing.

Submitted by loviegirly on Jul 24, 10 at 3:11am

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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Submitted by Anonymous159753 on Jul 1, 10 at 2:03pm

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To all those who say that the team Jacob girls wouldn't come running: you're wrong. They'd come running, too, they'd just want to kill the guy doing this.

Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Mar 4, 11 at 2:24am

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If u do it, they will come lmao

Submitted by cap238carson on Jul 5, 10 at 11:54am

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This is a sad statement of the decline of westen civilization.

Submitted by bloo707 on Jul 27, 10 at 1:33am

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Like vvvv

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 10:41pm

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Haha.. Twilight lmao

Submitted by SuperSteph on Jul 3, 10 at 4:43am

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I am going to try this today.

Submitted by GTownJoe85 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:14pm

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The twilight girls will flock to you.

Submitted by OC_Partygirl562 on Jul 1, 10 at 5:54pm

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Hilarious....yet examplifying much pedophilia....

Submitted by EpikChick on Jul 1, 10 at 7:46pm

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i prefer red hair and a best friend with a hot ass sscar ;)

Submitted by Ronaldlover67 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:10am

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HahaHahaHahaHahaHaha

Submitted by breezy266 on Jul 4, 10 at 9:28am

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Again, about these peoples taste in women...I mean sure, the crazy ones tend to be the best in bed, but do you really want to stick your dick in THAT kind of crazy?

Submitted by Dante on Jul 3, 10 at 2:50am

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That is probably true lol

Submitted by KuhT_1991 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:53am

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try waking up and your gf applying glitter on your face!!!

Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Dec 23, 10 at 5:23pm

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They are talking about Edward sparkling in the sunlight from Eclipse

Submitted by 1234abcd on Jul 2, 10 at 12:14am

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- NO WAY.
  
  Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jul 2, 10 at 1:25am
  
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- no shit sherlock
  
  Submitted by akdovvy on Oct 5, 10 at 8:20pm
  
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hilarious. I just hope this guy is still in highschool. that would make it less disturbing

Submitted by theshortgirl0912 on Jul 2, 10 at 4:36am

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oh my friend would love that...hahah

Submitted by cat_man on Jul 1, 10 at 6:19pm

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I absolutly refuse to date anyone who likes twilight

Submitted by McLovin0120 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:39pm

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Bieber?

Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 1, 10 at 2:23pm

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- Fuck Bieber.
  
  Submitted by dancerchick94 on Jul 2, 10 at 9:41pm
  
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Have to agree mclovin, but as most girls do, u just gotta grit ur teeth and them concentrating on ur dick and not twilight.... Then it all works out

Submitted by Domo929 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:15am

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@yourmomlovesme. I'm 14 and can relate tohalf this shit spoof STFU n00b....

Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 12, 11 at 10:47am

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the sad part is i know a girl who would totally go for that..

Submitted by AnnaMolly91 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:31am

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Preteen is ages 11-13

Submitted by smellani on Jul 1, 10 at 11:22am

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Me being 13, I hate still hate Twilight. :)

Submitted by PlatypusParasol on Jul 2, 10 at 10:23am

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- why are you on this site?! do you understand what all the big words mean?
  
  Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Jul 3, 10 at 9:38pm
  
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That's disturbing.

Submitted by easyas123 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:25pm

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ImaSexaddict: I love you! Your totally right.

Submitted by eternity on Jul 1, 10 at 12:53pm

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Actually, more preteen girls prefer Jacob while the older women prefer Edward. Actual test results.

Submitted by brie on Jul 1, 10 at 12:12pm

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Lmfao

Submitted by xXLelaXx on Jul 5, 10 at 8:52am

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Paedo much?!!! Preteen btw doesn't include thirteen hence the teen in thirteen when u become a teenager!!

Submitted by britney09 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:49am

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whoever you were texting this to is a fucking pedophile

Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:57am

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This made my entire life complete.

Submitted by Kaybaybay6969 on Jul 1, 10 at 2:27pm

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Haha, great text.

Submitted by Samia on Jul 1, 10 at 8:54pm

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text*

Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jul 1, 10 at 11:07am

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This is so true stupid little twlight loving obsessed bitches!!

Submitted by elf509 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:25pm

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Hilariousss! Marry me

Submitted by sandy69 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:06am

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Omg hilarious!!

Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:37am

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freaking hilarious!! Totally made my day...

Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Jul 1, 10 at 7:19pm

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only fat preteen girls though

Submitted by poop12 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:49pm

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- Kenneth?
  
  Submitted by anon33 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:00pm
  
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Sad and funny. Lmao

Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 2, 10 at 4:12am

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this is the best thing i have ever read on this entire website. <3

Submitted by stilettoprincess on Jul 2, 10 at 12:49am

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Not if they are "team Jacob "! : )

Submitted by 51sports on Jul 2, 10 at 6:34am

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This makes me sad cause it's true. *sigh* But it's funny too.

Submitted by littlesally6 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:33pm

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Songs from Texts from Last Night- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBGitZWdmg

Submitted by songsfrom on Sep 3, 10 at 9:14am

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Lmao this is both funny and disturbing!!!

Submitted by jenpearce on Jul 1, 10 at 11:21am

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Pedo bear is watching you...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 3:23am

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TEAM JACOB!!!!

Submitted by haterzgonnahate on Jul 4, 10 at 9:49pm

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Lmao I love this

Submitted by syn_ on Jun 2, 11 at 1:49am

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Edward Cullen in real life!!!

Submitted by jmilfsta on Nov 18, 11 at 2:31pm

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This would probually be true I would come running..... LOL this guy gave good advice :) WIN!!!

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 1, 10 at 11:26am

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Pedo bear is

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 3:23am

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I would.... If ur a vampire

Submitted by bee222 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:10pm

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*brie why do you know that?

Submitted by lightblue95 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:44pm

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first... & hahah

Submitted by jdizzle329 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:55am

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Bad.... No pretzels for you.

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 11:00am

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Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 12, 11 at 10:47am

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Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:57am

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Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jul 1, 10 at 11:07am

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