butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she was so not down for the gang bang
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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