I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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